Choose a Girl When the big day arrived, I felt like a longtime listener, first-time caller. I’d watched plenty of porn where a doctor is “helping a patient conceive” (by fucking her) or a nurse is “checking her vitals” (by fucking her), but I’d never played around with my horny health care fantasies for real. I was maybe a little too excited as I opened their fridge, setting out the vial of sperm-preserving solution to thaw to room temp with […]